1.2 Generation 4 ( Friendship is Magic).Who should be next, though? Next Chapter: Risk Taker. If you know what Da Huuuuuudge is and what it's from. WITH A VENGANCE!!!" He took a selfie with the Smooze- "Damn whiners" and ran away to another one of his random adventures. When the music dwindled away, the Smooze gave Deadpool a slobbering kiss across his face. Twerking that ass so fast and loving it!♫ Knocking my head to the beat and bumping it, With unicorn porn, you know I'm tugging it, Now hang on a minute while I'm breaking it down. Like a fish out water, I'll just watch you flop! Straight kick you in the nuts while I'm wearing crocs!♫ Now step up chump, get knocked the f**k out! ♫Mess with the ladies, you gonna get whooped on! Just killin' everybody like a heart attack♫ ♫Now stop the beat and make the booty drop! You've got me feeling this and I know you're feeling me.♫ You've got me feeling this and I know you're feeling me. I'm a sexy mutha f**ka, and all the ladies love me.♫ When it comes to kickin' ass, ain't no one above me. Swinging like a heavyweight and dropping everybody,Įven though I'm indestructible, I'm still getting bloody! You best get out my way or you're gonna get wrecked! I don't give a f**k now though, I'm Invincible!!! Trying to mutate was straight up miserable, UNSTOPPABLE!!! There's no way to kill me!Ĭut me down and I'm coming back guaranteed! With the red suit on, they can't see me bleed! With my head held high, middle fingers up, Grab the guns and swords, and I'm ready to rock. Poppin' headshots 'till I'm runnin' outta bullets. Taking Everybody out, I'm from the old school.ĭo my own damn thing I don't follow the rulesĪlways itchy on the trigga fingah so I got a bullet ♫I'm the Merc with a Mouth, They call me Deadpool. For once, The Smooze danced, albeit, looking more like it was bouncing and, if possible, shook what would be it's buttĭeadpool did his dancing moves that were just as smooth as the beat, but, he reenacted his various lyrics
#Smooze fim movie
and no, not the movie version, but a literal second!" He pulled out a boombox and pressed the play button. Oh, and to all the readers, please, support the official makers of this new, kickass song. "Yo mama's so FAT When she jumped in a pool, NASA found water on mars!" More smiling. "Jeez, I wonder if you're even paying attention to me." you don't seem to mind." More smiling from the Smooze. I don't think you're listening to me, but, hi, I'm Deadpool, Merc with the mouth, regenerating degenerate, yadda yadda." It continued smiling. you can't talk." The Smooze 'tilted' it's head in curiosity. He looked at his torso, seeing it covered in green slime. That's not Honey Boo Boo! Nor her mom! It's the smooze. His vision came, and in front of him was a green blob that. "AHH!!! Dragon guts!!!" Deadpool sliced at what was ahead of him, though only squishing was heard. "Who's there!?" He demanded "I'mma slice the s**t outta you!" All that was heard was some gurgling. Previous Chapter Next ChapterĪs Deadpool ran out to the forest, sleeping on the way, he slammed into something huge, wet, sticky, and.
0 kommentar(er)
